For years I thought misled (pronounced miss-LEDD) and misled (pronounced MYE- zild) were two similar words with different, subtly nuanced meanings. Misled (miss-LEDD) was used when someone had accidentally or non-maliciously said something incorrectly, or said a white...

"It's just thanks to technology I'm able to receive a message from a stranger who doesn't find me disgusting - or does find me disgusting but that's what turns them on."   ~ David Mitchell, The Graham Norton Show, Series 13 Episode 9

I've known my hubby for over 20 years and still can't imitate his South Jersey/Philadelphia accent. For instance, he says catty-corner instead of kitty-corner which goes to show he comes from bizarro world. The freak. ~ Emery Lamb

"Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it."   ~ P.J. O'Rourke

I've been poked by a man and a woman on Facebook. Should I feel violated?   ~ Emery Lamb

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."   ~ George Carlin

I think I understand why so many millenials have tattoos. They're reincarnated 1970's wallpaper installers.   ~ Emery Lamb

"An insult directed at the wicked is not to be censured; on the contrary, the honest man, if he has sense, can only applaud."   ~ Aristophanes, Knights

I'm clearing out my email inbox by typing a random word in search to see what posts crop up. Bengali brought up a 2-year old receipt from Kmart.   ~ Emery Lamb