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Another day, another criminal conviction for another muckety-muck from Penn State. Of course, the greatest scandal is that Rick Santorum graduated from there. Clearly a recruit for Prudes Anonymous. The sweater vest gives him away. ~ Emery Lamb
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12 STEPS This week, I'm ruminating about a certain program I confessed to being a member of in Weekly Rumination2. You see, my membership in PA, Prudes Anonymous, has been a difficult and eye-opening journey. I attend meetings, and have been actively working on the 12...
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"For our last number, I'd like to ask your help. For the people in the cheaper seats, clap your hands. And the rest of you, if you'd just rattle your jewelry." ~ John Lennon, The Beatles at the Royal Variety Show, 1963
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Do you s'pose all Mormon US Senators and Representatives are each others home & visiting teachers due to security reasons? ~ Emery Lamb
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“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.” ~ Kurt Vonnegut, Sermon at St. Clement's Church in New York City
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Watching Clash of the Titans and 7 yr old kiddle asks, "Is that Jesus?" "No, it's Laurence Olivier." "Who?" "Oh, sorry. Zeus." "Who?" "Zeus was the Greek god over the earth and was king of all the other gods." By this time, kiddle had lost interest in the...
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"It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself." ~ Johann Sebastian Bach
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I was sweeping the floor and noticed an amputated finger tip underneath the coffee table. Ewww. I tried to get the dogs to retrieve it for me, and wondered how the accident had happened without hearing screams from my kiddle or husband. To be on the safe side, I...
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"...I married another old man. Older than the other one. Old. Older than his birthday. And uglyyyyy. He was so ugly, honest to goodness, he hurt my feelings." ~ Jackie "Moms" Mabley, Merv Griffin Show
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After the warning light comes on my computer, I like to see how far I can get on Candy Crush before the computer runs out of juice. Some people might call it laziness. I prefer to think I'm living dangerously. ~ Emery Lamb