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Weekly Rumination10
GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER? Most of us have thought about who we'd invite to a dinner party if we could invite anyone we wanted. Being a ground rules-sort of person, I always ask if the guests can be dead. I reckon, I can see family or friends anytime. And...
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"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." ~ Douglas Adams
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Fairbanks, Alaska has a very dysfunctional relationship with its 8-month winters. You know you live in a rough place when the first two weeks in May is known as Spring, but is called Break-Up by the locals. It's like, "Winter, don't leave. I just got used to you. Now...
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"They always say that Albert Einstein was a genius. Then how come when anyone ever calls you that, it's an insult? 'You don't know where you parked the car? Good job, Einstein.' I don't think we're honoring that man properly by using his name in vain in parking lots."...
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It's a shame the University of Alaska Anchorage got rid of their Sourdough school mascot. More sports teams should be named after bread products. Sportscasters would make a meal of it. "Denver's Crescent Rollers flattened the Salt Lake Saltines, but there's hope in...
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"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving." ~ Erma Bombeck
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When I moved to Fairbanks, Alaska I was greeted by a colleague with the motto, "Cotton Kills!" Shows what I know. I'd always assumed satin was the ninja of the material world. ~ Emery Lamb
Weekly Rumination9
ODE TO DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME, ALA KEATS WITH IAMBIC PENTAMETER BY ACCIDENT This week, I'm ruminating about the extra evening hour. Oh, daylight saving time, wondrous and fine Extending the light in spring and summer, Though nature does so on natural time The extra...
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"There was an Old Person of Cromer, Who stood on one leg to read Homer; When he found he grew stiff, He jumped over the cliff, Which concluded that Person of Cromer." ~ Edward Lear, A Book of Nonsense
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Following the same 12 folks on the Walmart to Smith's to Fresh Market shopping circuit. #UtahGroceryShopping ~ Emery Lamb