"Insomnia is my greatest inspiration."   ~ Jon Stewart

It's time for the media to go retro and wear WWCD bracelets. What Would Cronkite Do?  ~ Emery Lamb

"A lot of people think that kids say the darnedest things. But so would you if you had no education. You'd just be like, I am bike cheese. Because you wouldn't know what words were."   ~ Eugene Mirman

Ted Bundy, Brian David Mitchell, and Wanda Ileen Barzee have a lot to answer for. Thanks to them, there's a whole generation of Utah teens who will never experience the delicious anticipation of being kidnapped for their birthday.  ~ Emery Lamb

"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business." ~ Dave Barry

Sadly, my kiddle isn't familiar with these childhood games: tackle pomp, statues, red light green light, mother may I, statues, hide and seek, ring around the rosie, London Bridge, or red rover. I'm sure her kiddle will think Angry Birds, Candy Crush, Cut the Rope,...

"I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods of time."   ~ Rowan Atkinson, The Telegraph 21 November 2012

My Dad was a funny guy. He could do the Tim Conway old man bit to a T.  As 2nd Counselor to the Bishop of our Mormon congregation, he would conduct worship services and bust out a dad joke over the pulpit when it was his turn to introduce the speakers. One Sunday, a...

"Everything I touch seems destined to turn into something mean and farcical.” ~ Henrik Ibsen, Hedda Gabler

Most of us remember when and where we were when a personal or cultural defining moment occurred. Hubby's was the JFK assassination, mine was hearing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody for the first time, older children's is 9/11. Youngest kiddle's defining moment was the first...