WHY is Emery putting us all through this?
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I read a lot of books by British authors growing up in the pre-internet era, which led to some misconceptions concerning word usage. For instance, when I read a passage about a pub owner pulling a "draught" of beer, I thought the patron must have ordered an...
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DARK IS COLD, BUT LIGHT CAN GO EITHER WAY This week, I'm ruminating about the time my youngest kiddle made a disconcerting discovery. A few years ago, I was fortunate enough to attend a work conference at Disney World in Orlando, Florida. I made...
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"You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do." ~ Gary Larson
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I just want to be successful enough that it costs more to buy a coat than dry clean it. ~ Emery Lamb
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"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
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The only way I'd use a self-driving car is if a full-size robot of me was in the passenger seat making suggestions during the drive. ~ Emery Lamb
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"12. I believe in being subject to kings, presidents, rulers and magis. . . wait, no I don’t." ~ Robert Kirby, Thirteen Particles of Faith
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An Alaskan legislator once said that his constituents from the bush call townfolk "pavement people." My, how descriptive and polite. I prefer tarmac twerps, or even better, asphalt asses. ~ Emery Lamb
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"Two Irish fellas open a bar, and nobody ever comes in. Nobody comes in to drink, and one says, "I'll think we'll open a brothel." T'other said, "Ah, that'll be no good, if you can't get 'em to drink beer, how the 'ell are we gonna get 'em to drink broth." ~ Dave...
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A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE AIRPORT This week, I'm ruminating about a job interview that probably should've never happened in the first place. About ten thousand years ago (pre-internet days) I completed a job application on a typewriter. That's...