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My body may be WYSIWYG, but my interior is so abstruse it mystifies even me. ~ Emery Lamb ~Painting by Al Hansen, Fire Devil, 1991 Colored Gouache on Cardboard
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“Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.” ~ Hans Christian Andersen
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Can't wait to take my hubby to my family reunion this summer. Unlike the Smith and Young family reunions, ours is a small, rather sedate do since great-grandpa only had five wives. As a descendant of the first wife (the legal wife) we get to be seated on the 50-yard...
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TATTOO YOU (AND ME) This week, I'm ruminating about epidermal wallpaper. I had one of those aha! moments a few years ago when dining on the rooftop of a local eatery which uses that most appetizing word, "factory" in its name. A young family was eating a couple...
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"Don't look at me in that tone of voice." ~ Dorothy Parker
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What's it called when you read letters upside down? Getting stuck in downward-facing dog pose. #yoga ~ Emery Lamb
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"You can't help with a cat. A cat can't be herded, a cat has to be attracted." ~ Jane Smiley, Good Faith
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I found some old LP records of my parents and started playing Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass on the hi-fi, which immediately brought back the urge to grab a couple of friends and lay out two 12-foot long bamboo poles in parallel and start tinikling. One of the...
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"My Auntie Muriel ... has the bloody Mona Lisa in her toilet. Yes. Dreadful. That awful sniffy look about her, looking so superior, you know - peering down at you. She looks as if she'd never been to the lav in her life." ~ Peter Cook, Not Only...But Also
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I have an idea for a tv show about juxtaposing worldwide towns with their USA namesakes. Moscow, Russia and Moscow, Idaho. Practically interchangeable. Dibs. ~ Emery Lamb