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"I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years." ~ Victoria Wood
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I realize this is blasphemous, but I'm going to say it anyway. Edward VI of England was a bit of a creep. ~ Emery Lamb
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"She had on her chin a - a really interesting growth, it was quite large. And out of it grew seven corkscrew curly hairs. Each one a slightly different color. I thought it was really wonderful, but I never would've mentioned it. Nobody would've, but him (grandfather)....
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THE CAPRICIOUSNESS OF MARCH This week, I'm ruminating about a seldom discussed topic, the weather. Yea! The month of March has ended! Many places claim to experience four seasons in a day. It's a boast about the unpredictableness of their weather; as if it's a good...
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It's Palm Sunday. Finally, a day I can indulge in a spot of chiromancy without guilt. . ~ Emery Lamb
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"What's the use of having ignorance if you can't show it?" ~ Lou Costello
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Warning to 20-somethings. 30 years ago I was a cyst (cute, young, skinny thing), but I turned into a fogy (fat, old, gray, yikes) and so will you. I bet you're thinkin' that couldn't possibly happen to me, but believe you me, in 20 - 30 years, you too will be rockin'...
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Surrealism tinged with irony in the form of visual humor from the Danish artist, Poul Anker Bech, Selvportraet.
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Big Tobacco's announcing two new products guaranteed to corner the Mormon market: a tin of multi-colored chewing tobacco that doubles as scrapbook confetti; and cigarettes in a box entitled, "Memories," that are wrapped in colored paper with "acid-free archival...
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"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be...