WHY is Emery putting us all through this?

Who knows. Just enjoy the ride by checking out Emery’s daily and weekly blog below, where you may get glimpses into the wonderland that is Emery’s head.

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Why

Daily Tidbit83

"I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years."   ~ Victoria Wood

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Daily Tidbit81

"She had on her chin a - a really interesting growth, it was quite large. And out of it grew seven corkscrew curly hairs. Each one a slightly different color. I thought it was really wonderful, but I never would've mentioned it. Nobody would've, but him (grandfather)....

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Weekly Rumination12

THE CAPRICIOUSNESS OF MARCH This week, I'm ruminating about a seldom discussed topic, the weather. Yea! The month of March has ended! Many places claim to experience four seasons in a day. It's a boast about the unpredictableness of their weather; as if it's a good...

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Daily Tidbit78

Warning to 20-somethings. 30 years ago I was a cyst (cute, young, skinny thing), but I turned into a fogy (fat, old, gray, yikes) and so will you. I bet you're thinkin' that couldn't possibly happen to me, but believe you me, in 20 - 30 years, you too will be rockin'...

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Daily Tidbit76

Big Tobacco's announcing two new products guaranteed to corner the Mormon market: a tin of multi-colored chewing tobacco that doubles as scrapbook confetti; and cigarettes in a box entitled, "Memories," that are wrapped in colored paper with "acid-free archival...

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Daily Tidbit75

"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be...

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