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"The main obligation is to amuse yourself." ~ SJ Perelman, I Seem to be a Verb
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NEARBY NEWS This week, I'm ruminating about the news. The news has been making a lot of news lately and the much-maligned press corps has been in the news as often as their reports of the news. But, I don't care about that. I want to focus on local news which I think...
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Women are not the weak creatures society would have you believe. For instance, if women fainted at the sight of blood, they'd be out cold several days each month. ~ Emery Lamb
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"There are only two types of portrait paining; the serious and the smirk... and we always use the serious for professional people (except actors sometimes), and the smirk for private ladies and gentlemen who don’t care so much about looking clever." ~ Charles...
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The UK Tourist Board is actively enticing Utahns to visit by claiming black tea is really hot licorice cider. ~ Emery Lamb
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"I have a utilitarian approach to dressing; as long as I quite like it and it covers me up, I don't care what it is." ~ Jo Brand
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The first half of this palindrome is much better than the eht naht retteb hcum si emordnilap siht fo flah tsrif ehT. ~ Emery Lamb
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"I'm three-quarters Irish and one-quarter German, which would make me a very meticulous drunk." ~ Bob Newhart, 2012 Tour
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My favorite biography is a tale about a cheddar cheesemaker called, Born to Be Mild. ~ Emery Lamb
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TRAIN YOUR LOVE FOR VALENTINE'S This week, I'm ruminating about keeping the Valentine's spirit all-year round, for those so inclined. As Valentine's Day approaches I wanted to relate some dog-training tips I have learned over the years. What? Dog-training tips? What...